Some great one liners

Some good ones from the late shows.

> > liberals are asking us to give Obama time. > We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. > > --- Jay Leno > > America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. > --- Jay Leno > > Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? > A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. > --- Conan O'Brien > > Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? > A: A fund raiser. > --- Jay Leno > > Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? > A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. > The other is for housing prisoners. > --- David Letterman > > Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean > and it started to sink, who would be saved? > A: America! > --- Jimmy Fallon > > Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? > A: Bo has papers. > --- Jimmy Kimmel > > Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program? > A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. > --- David Letterman