May be a bit old, but still pertinent.

Now, ain't that simple? They do not know each other, because they said so.

Remember Jimmy Hoffa? He knew too much and now, well, now no one knows where he is.

Is the big picture clear? Not these pictures, Remember, you've already forgotten them.

The guy on the left? For all you know he's Santa Claus.

The guy on the right.....

well, he's the Easter Bunny. That's all you need to know.

The fellas in the background of this picture?

Well, what fellas? We don't see nothing!

These two? They don't know each other! They said they didn't.

Rod Blagojevich, Barack Obama and Richard Daley during a rally in Chicago, April 16, 2007. Photo Rueters
There are only three rules which anyone can understand

Rule #1....No matter what you see, hear, or do, you do not know anyone and you do not know anything!

Rule #2....If you capture something on tape or camera, it does not reveal a thing.

Rule #3....If you know what everyone in Chicago knows, well, you still do not know a thing.

Remember......They do not know one another,

But then, Clinton did not have sex with that woman Monica Lewensky either.