Saturday, August 13, 2011

Why Democrats vote

REPOST AND NO I DID NOT VOTE DEMOCRAP (Spelled just how it should be spelled): Top 12 reasons to vote Democrat:
1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil compan...ies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the
Democrats see fit.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.
11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".
12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my a**, it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

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5 comments:

  1. wow if that don't say it all girl!..hugssssssssssssssssss!!

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  2. hope alls well hun..thanks for stoppin by at WHT ..and yes I am a first responder..will keep u posted about this years services hun..(hugs)

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  3. I vote Democrat because:

    1. I believe the cost of gasoline should reflect the cost of environmental damage, and that taxes form oil should be invested in developing sustainable energy sources that, like drilling, would help free the U.S. from its oil dependence in the Middle East.

    2. There are some decisions that only the government can make, because unless they're implemented at a national level they won't be effective. Defense, for example - don't you think it makes sense for the government to control our military? Highway system? I think the same idea should extend to healthcare.

    3. I vote Democrat because I think Freedom of Expression is protected even when it involves burning the American flag.

    4. Checking someone's criminal record before selling them a weapon seems reasonable to me.

    5. I vote Democrat because their politicians don't shy away from reality just because it would hurt their hearts to believe it was true.

    6. Please see your #2: Why do YOU believe the government will do a better job of telling me what to do with my body than I will, if you don't trust the government? If I think women are responsible enough to own a gun without using it except when necessary, they are responsible enough to decide whether abortion is the right decision or not.

    7. I don't believe people can be illegal and undeserving of our care. We are all God's children.

    8. Of course businesses should make a profit. Of course those with a bigger profit should contribute a larger percentage to society, but they should still earn more than less competitive businesses.

    9. I voted Democrat because I believe our Constitution protects the rights of all individuals and should be so interpreted.

    10. I voted Democrat because we need to find a way to lessen our dependence on fossil fuel. Drilling is like a band aid where replacement surgery is needed.

    11. I voted Democrat because if we don't lead on issues that are truly important, such as environmental sustainability and peace, we will lose our international relevance and prestige.

    12. I responded to this post because you said: "Let us have an open and intelligent discussion here." So thanks for this classy last point. Very nice. I thought you were someone's grandmother.

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