Monday, March 7, 2011

Low on Oil


  

 
A lot of folks can't understand how we came  to have an oil shortage here in our country so we have to buy it from people who hate us. 

 
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Well, there's a very simple  answer.  
 
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Nobody  bothered to check the oil.  
 
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We just didn't know we were getting low..  
 
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The reason for that is purely geographical.  
 
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Our OIL is located in:  
 
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 ALASKA  
 
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 California  
 
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Coastal Florida  
 
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Coastal Louisiana
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Montana
 
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 North Dakota  
 
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 Wyoming  
 
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 Colorado  
 
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 Kansas  
 
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 Oklahoma  
 
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Pennsylvania  
 
and  
 
 Texas  
 
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Our dipsticks are located in DC 
Any  Questions?

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