Friday, December 11, 2009

Just too funny.

I just had to post this one. I love it when my friends think of me and send these to me.

President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York .
He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.
Although President Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his “red sisters and brothers.”
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, “Walking Eagle.” The proud President then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to the President.
They explained that “Walking Eagle” is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

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  2. If it walks like an eagle and it ... like an eagle - he might be a walking eagle.
    Have to give them credit for subtlety, bravery and sense of humor.

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  3. from here on, when mentioning the idiot in cheif, I shall refer to him using his Indian name. Bird full of shit!!!!

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  4. "Walking Eagle"...oh, that is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time!! Love your blog!

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